Possibly the heart of the Fun Palace.
It’s certainly the best place to start your holiday. It’s a great place to find out what Mrs Tee was really like and what Channel 4 didn’t show. Also, it’s the best place to get any tips on what to do and where to go.
We love cocktails, so whether you fancy something a little fruity or creamy, strong or refreshing, long or short, then we’ll have it for you. There’s a story behind each and every name, such as the “Lesbian Escape From Room 31,” or “The Mad Hatter’s Mrs Tee Party.” There’s even a chance you’ll get a cocktail named after you.
You can make the bar what you like, as there’s plenty to choose from. Pool table, dart board, fruit and quiz machine, or a tinkle on our piano. You’ll have a laugh taking part in Deal Or No Deal *. We’ll guarantee it’ll be unlike any game you’ve ever experienced. Can you beat the Mystery Banker? There’s Karaoke for those of you who can sing and for those of us who can’t. Be brave – we don’t take things too seriously here. We’ve even had one or two karaoke virgins. Plus there could be one or two surprises here.
It’s quite a unique bar. We’re pretty sure you’ll go away with some memorable experiences.
There’s something strange about this barmaid….
There’s something strange about this barmaid too….